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章　无敌腹黑
1 We Close at Te我们十点关门
2 Burglars Broke into the House 盗贼来
3 A Polite Horse 有礼貌的马
4 Have the Money 致富
5 The MaIs Looking for It 他正在找呢
6 Egges 鸡蛋
7 Kept Coming Back 总是飞回来
8 Good News and Bad News 好消息与坏消息
9 You Should Be Replaced 你应该被替换
10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire 怎样在火炉旁找个好座位
11 It Hurts 疼
12 Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗
13 Sharing othe Trai火车上的共享
14 Letter from A Fool 傻瓜来信
15 To Bury the Goldfish 埋金鱼
16 Perfect Project 设计
17 Two Hundred Times 两百遍
18 Who oearth Lost 到底谁输了
19 The Eager Beaver 工作狂
20 Two Soldiers 两个士兵
21 Fishing with a Mirror 用镜子钓鱼
22 A Large Hole 大水坑
23 A Shoebox 鞋盒
24 NASA Mars Missio国航局火星计划
25 Two plus Two 二加二
26 Drunk Superma喝醉的超人
第二章　萌倒童年
1 Mother and So母与子
2 Why Is He Crying 他为什么哭
3 Is It a Good Way 是好办法吗
4 Why Is Your Face So Red 你的脸为什么那么红
5 A Clever Girl 聪明的小女孩
6 A Good Box of Matches 一盒好火柴
7 It Was Fine This Morning 今天早晨还好着呢
8 I Need His Football 我需要他的足球
9 What do They Eat 吃什么
10 A Boy with a Big Head 大头娃娃
11 A Good Boy 好孩子
12 Where Is the Father 爸爸在哪儿
13 I Just Showed Him 我只是让他看了看
14 List Your Sins 列出你的过错
15 God's Creations 上帝的创造
16 Pregnant 怀孕
17 Two Cents a Glass 两分一杯
18 Little Rock Buys the Bread 小洛克买面包
19 The New Baby 新宝宝
20 AArtist's Daughter 画家的女儿
21 Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲
22 Why Does It Raiothe Road Too 雨为什么也要下在路上呢
23 She Wants to Keep Them 她想占有它们
24 Whose Baby Is It 谁的宝宝
25 Jesus Is ithe Bathroom 耶稣在卫生间里
26 Big TroubIe 麻烦大了
第三章　名人趣谈
1 Before the Foundering 沉船之前
2 Hat 帽子
3 There Isn't a Scar oYour Body 身上没有疤
4 1+1=1 1+1=1
5 1 Make Way for a Fool 给傻瓜让路
6 Wearing Glass 戴眼镜
7 Autograph
8 You Have Already Beae a Great Ma你已经成了伟人
9 What Are You Really Thinking about 你在想什么
10 You Should Pay Double Tuitio你应该付双倍的学费
11 I Have Continually to Bow 不断致意
12 Stamp 邮票
13 Borrow a Book 借书
14 Editor's Reply 编辑的答复
15 Worout Overcoat 爱因斯坦的破烂外套
16 He Bathes oBehalf of Me 他代我洗澡
17 Charming Girl 美女
18 A Strange Creature 奇怪的生物
19 A Humorist 一位幽默家
20 'The Pope Is Never Wrong'Is Not True 教皇永无过错
21 Elementary Knowledge 基础知识
22 A Story of Jimmy Durante 杜兰特的单口相声
23 What Did He Eat 牛顿'吃饭'
第四章　狗血江湖
1 My First Operatio次手术
2 Bouncing Up and Dow上下跳动
3 Rules for Success 成功法则
4 You Were Flying Too Low 飞得太低了
5 Introductions 介绍
6 Got It Agai旧病复发
7 I Didn't 我没打过
8 First Baby 胎
9 Computer Language 计算机语言
10 Experience 经验
11 Do You Need Help 需要帮忙吗
12 The Last Tooth 后一颗牙
13 Pregnant 怀孕
14 That Officer Was Not Popular 不受欢迎的长官
15 Surgeons 外科医生
16 Is She Pregnant 她怀孕了
17 The Warm‐hearted Nurse 热心的护士
18 Appeal 上诉
19 The Taxi Driver and the Priest 出租车司机和牧师
20 A Brand‐new Brai全新大脑
21 Traffic Accident 交通事故
22 A Tough Marine Sergeant 粗鲁的海军中士
23 How Many CaBe Discharged 多少人能出院
24 That's Your Worry 那是你的事
25 Post Haste 紧急邮递
26 Old Fire Truck 旧消防车
27 A Smuggler 犯
28 Protect Himself 保护自己
29 Cover the Shadow with Sand 用沙子遮住影子
30 IPrisoVS at Work 监狱与单位
第五章　亲密关系
1 I Was iLove and Didn't Notice It 恋爱中没有注意到
2 I'm the Bridegroom's Mother 我是新郎的母亲
3 Looking for a Husband 找个丈夫
4 Ithe Swimming Pool 在游泳池里
5 Marry 结婚
6 Be inside the Coat 我在外套里
7 I'm Hooked oYou 我被你勾住了
8 Not My Daughter 不是我的女儿
9 Dating 约会
10 The Baby Will Just Like You Tomorrow 宝宝明天就像你了
11 Change 变化
12 We're Divorced 我们已经离婚了
13 The New Telephone Number 新号码
14 It's Too Late 太晚了
15 Promise or Threat 承诺还是威胁
16 Some Conversations oMarried Life 婚姻百态
17 Thirty Years Younger ThaMe 比我年轻三十岁
18 He Asked Me First 他先向我索吻了
19 Birthday Rose 生日玫瑰
20 What Are You Going to Do This Evening 你今天晚上要干什么去
21 A Penny Pincher 守财奴
22 RejuvenatioPill 返老还童药片
23 My Wife Makes All Small Decisions 小事老婆说了算
24 Twins 双胞胎
25 I Had Him Buried Upside dow脸朝下埋的
26 Always Share 分享一切
27 The Perfect Husband 丈夫
第六章　强大脑
1 I Think That I Am a Bird 我认为自己是一只鸟
2 Does He Bite 它咬人吗
3 Put the Peach Back othe Tree 把桃子放回树上去
4 I Did Not 我才没有
5 Poisonous Snakes 毒蛇
6 Frog 青蛙
7 Pose for Pictures 拍照留念
8 Tell Horses Apart 区分马
9 Space Race 太空竞赛
10 Chewing Gum 口香糖
11 Small White Rabbit Fishing 小白兔钓鱼
12 One for the Price of Two 一物二价
13 Flying Turtle 飞翔的海龟
14 The Ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
15 Special Kiss 特殊的亲吻
16 Another Choice 另一个选择
17 Eat，Coat 大衣，你吃吧
18 A Boring Ma无聊之人
19 He Was Only Wrong by Two 他的答案只比正确答案差二
20 The Talking Frog 会讲话的青蛙
21 Hot Air Balloo热气球
22 Fast Chicke跑得飞快的鸡
23 Pay for the Mother 为'妈妈'埋单
24 Caught by Cannibals 被食人族抓住
25 Lioand Lady 狮子和女郎
26 A Fish Tale 一条鱼的故事
27 Special Pig 神奇的猪
28 Who Had the Most Tragic Death 谁死得更惨
第七章　急中生智
1 Handsome Ma帅哥
2 Fat Maand ThiMa胖子和瘦子
3 Big Surprise 大吃一惊
4 CaNot Stop 无法停下来
5 The Best Stimulant 佳兴奋剂
6 All Your Life 你的一生
7 Lawyer's Answer 律师的回答
8 The Autograph
9 A Moro
10 A New Employee 新职员
11 It's Hard to Tell One from the Other 双胞胎难辨
12 The 15th Vice President 第十五位副行长
13 Who Should Change 谁该换？
14 The Bill 账单
15 To Take Love More Seriously thaFriendship 重色轻友
16 Distance 距离
17 I'm Calling to Report My Neighbor 检举揭发
18 Suitcase 手提箱
19 Perfect Match 绝配
20 What's oYour Back 你的背上放什么东西
21 A New York Lawyer 一名纽约律师
22 The Cleverest So聪明的儿子
23 Don't Worry 不必担心
24 The Servant's Ruse 仆人的诡计
25 A Rick Does Long Way 一招解决大问题

　　《幽默英文（套装共5册）》将国外名人搞笑，网络火热爆料，经典古今中外幽默一锅端，迎合读者胃口，内容涉及面广。
　　双语拓展了读者群，吸引了很多正在学习并喜爱英文读物的读者。
　　选文精良，全方位发掘笑点，言简意赅，与时俱进。
　　《幽默英文（套装共5册）》配以精彩的英文，使得读者在娱乐中提高对英文口语的敏感度，使得这套书不但给读者带来了愉悦感，而且是学习英语的好材料。

　　章　无敌腹黑
　　1 We Close at Ten
　　Waitress,”shouted the impatient diner,“do I have to sit hereand starve all night ”
　　“No, sir, we close at teo’clock.”
　　我们十点关门
　　“服务员，”顾客不耐烦地喊道，“我必须整晚坐这儿挨饿吗？”
　　“不，先生，我们十点关门。”
　　2 Burglars Broke into the House
　　Poet: Burglars broke into my house last night.
　　Friend: Yes What happened
　　Poet: They searched through every room, theleft a $10 bill onmy bureau.
　　盗贼来访
　　诗人：“昨晚盗贼闯进了我的屋子。”
　　朋友：“是吗？丢了什么吗？”
　　诗人：“他们翻遍了每个房间，然后在我的书桌上留下了一张10美元的钞票。”
　　3 A Polite Horse
　　John: Tom, how was the horse‐riding yesterday
　　Tom: Not so bad. But my horse was too polite.
　　John: Too polite
　　Tom: Yes. Whewe came to a fence, he let me go first.
　　有礼貌的马
　　约翰：汤姆，昨天骑马骑得怎么样？
　　汤姆：不错，但我的马太有礼貌了。
　　约翰：太有礼貌了？
　　汤姆：是的。当我们要跨栏时，它让我先过去了。
　　4 Have the Money
　　“How did you playour future？”
　　“I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience.”
　　“How did that help？”
　　“Now he has the experience and I have the money.”
　　致富
　　“你是如何计划未来的？”
　　“我成为一个富人的合伙人。他有钱，我有经验。”
　　“那如何发挥作用？”
　　“现在他有经验，我有钱。”
　　5 The MaIs Looking for It
　　A little boy came home with a five‐dollar bill and said he found it.
　　“Are you sure it was lost”asked his mother.
　　“Sure,I’m sure,”said the little boy,“I saw the malookingfor it. ”
　　他正在找呢
　　一个小男孩拿着一张5美元的钞票回到家里，他说是捡到的。
　　“你肯定这是别人丢的吗？”他妈妈问。
　　“当然，我确定，”小男孩说，“我看见那个人正在找呢。”
　　6 Egges
　　“How did you make your neighbor keep his hens ihis ow yard ”
　　“One night I hid five eggs under a bush imy garden, and next day I let him see me gather them. I wasn’t bothered after that. ”
　　鸡蛋
　　“你是如何让邻居把他的母鸡关在自家院子的？”
　　“一天夜里，我在花园的一簇灌木丛下藏了五只鸡蛋。第二天，我让他看到我把那些鸡蛋收了起来。从那以后，我就没被打搅过。”
　　7 Kept Coming Back
　　At the insistence of a reporter, a wealthy mafinally decided toreveal the secret of success.“I first became rich by selling homing pigeons. ”he explained.
　　“Really”replied the amazed reporter,“How many did youstart with”
　　“Only one, ”the millionaire answered,“but he kept ing back.”总是飞回来
　　在一位记者的坚持下，一名富翁终决定透露他成功的秘密。“我起先是以卖信鸽发家的。”他解释说。
　　“真的吗？”记者惊讶地反问道，“一开始你有多少只？”
　　“只有一只，”百万富翁回答说，“但它总是飞回来。”
　　8 Good News and Bad News
　　Aartist asked the gallery owner if anyone had showinterest ihis paintings.
　　“I’ve got good news and bad news. ”he said,“The good news is that some guy inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate ivalue after you died. WheI told him it would, hebought all 12 of your paintings.”
　　“And the bad news”
　　“The guy was your doctor.”
　　好消息与坏消息
　　一位画家向美术馆老板打听是否有人对他的画感兴趣。
　　“有好消息，也有坏消息。”他说，“好消息是有人询问你的作品在你死后会不会升值。我告诉他会的，他就把你的十二幅画全买走了。”
　　“那坏消息呢？”
　　“那家伙是你的医生。”
　　……